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About Planet Earth
Home of our hero Jeff Spooner, temporary home of Barbaray Sprambladack Fasstalon-Scump, aka Ray Scump. Planet of major significance. Home to the terrifying city of Swansea and birthplace of the Doner Kebab. Small, troubled and unaware of its future. Just like Jeff actually.Links to "About the Book"
About Planet Profania Alpha
A huge desert world, ruled by Queen Shelley and her race of Slargs, cannibalistic Amazon warriors who are at war with the savage, cavemen-like Yobs. The long lost, fabled Universal Remote is hidden somewhere on this planet, and only the Hoppas, a brave tribe of orange bouncy animals, long persecuted and hunted for food and skins, know where it is.Links to "Freebies & Media"
About Planet Orbitron
Resembling a gigantic ball-bearing or, to be more accurate, a chrome-plated Brussels Sprout, it was an entirely artificial, metal construction. A peaceful world that is inhabited and built by Orbots, artificial beings of all shapes and sizes. They live in happy compatibility and prosper, being efficient and regularly upgraded, rebooted and defragmented. Orbitron is no different from any planet, in that it has its fair share of undesirables and non-runners. These unfortunate Orbots are known as the M-Classes, designated 'M' for malfunction. This is where M25 and M4 come from.Links to "About the Characters"
About Planet Skragg
Approximately one hundred and thirty-five parsecs from Earth, within the the Pleiades, is the homeworld of the dictatorial Skraggi Empire. Ruled for millennia by a family of vindictive and savage emperors, the latest in the line was Lord Rancydd, Supreme Overlord, victor of countless battles, murderer of billions and fearful god of war to every nearby system. And father to his inept son Kelvin, who promises to rule the galaxy with an iron fist, but would rather not - if he had any choice in the matter. Which he doesn't. In all honesty, he'd rather be reading magazines of dubious subject matter outside, in the garden shed.Links to "Feedback & Comments"
About Planet Emo Prime
Huge sullen world, home to the Emo race, with an asteroid belt and a mottled black-and-white surface. To the passing observer, it looks rather like the severed head of a panda bear, surrounded by a cloud of gnats. Only less furry, and not as disturbing to see. Deep down on the surface beneath the dreary clouds, there stands a great cathedral. This is where the High Priest keeps his people indoctrinated in the ways of the Holy ABC: Apathy, Boredom and Complacency. Happiness, smiling and joviality of any kind is illegal here, punishable by death. It's like Swindon, only bigger.Links to "Homage-O-meter"
About Planet Haulysheet
A small blue world of simple, small blue folk. Little do they know their days are numbered. But not like you'd find in a calendar. The other, less good way. Sometimes the hand of fate deals you a bad set of cards. Sometimes it makes your planet explode.Links to "Goodies"
About Planet Methuselah
Home to the Methuselans, the only known race of immortals. They weren't always immortal, but someone messed about with the Universal remote long ago, rendering them everlasting. The problem is, they're not too bright, and have to cope with aging from 10 years old to 80 in a matter of minutes, then regressing back to childhood repeatedly. It's not quite an ideal situation.Links to "The Future"
About Planet Kangazang!
Birthplace of Ray Scump, and the Kangazanian people. Seas of viscous yellow custard-like goop, beaches of pure chrome and the best holiday destination ever. Indigenous animals are the Marshmallow Penguins, a tame pink and yellow animal that can be trained as an obedient pet. Despite the idyllic setting, Kangazang isn't all fun and cocktails... Deep under the planet's crust lies a dark nutty secret that threatens to bring bad nutty things...